But then Dunkin Donuts broke my heart this morning so I'm sharing it with you kids.
Dear Dunkin Donuts:
There are few things I ask for in life. But one of the things I truly enjoy is our early morning rendezvous that have me leaving with a smile and my iced coffee with caramel swirl, cream, and one Splenda on mornings when I really really need a little love. Today was one of those mornings.
The first insult came from the ridiculously long drive thru line I was faced with. I mean, it was "our" special day DD, you should have been waiting for me, not the other way around.
Then came the ultimate let down: Upon telling you my heart's desire, you tell me you can't give me what I really need...caramel swirl.... as you find yourself out of that at the moment. Really DD? You have 3 flavors and you are out of one?? How can that be? And today of all days??
That's it Dunkin, we are so over!! I ask for so little from you, expecting nothing more than what you yourself promised to deliver to me, and then you don't come through?!
And don't think that you can woo me back with your chocolate-covered heart shaped sugary deliciousness....it's going to take more than that to get me to forgive you for this Valentine's Day disappointment.
Update 3pm: DD has begun following me on Twitter and sent a DM requesting to contact me to help resolve the situation. I truly appreciate the gesture. Now, if they send me flowers too (or even better, offer free iced coffees with caramel swirl, cream, and 1 splenda free for life) ... we might be back on! I'm a reasonable girl!