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Thursday, February 23, 2012

"Soft-Core Friday" - Revisiting the Threesome

Happy "Soft-Core Friday" all! I won't bore you with how busy this week's been because really, who cares? What really matters is that because I've been out being my busy self, I haven't had a chance to work on a new post. Which really is a win for you guys because you get to revisit one of my most popular posts, which was actually a guest post, by the lovely and beautiful Chrystal Rose. And it's on threesomes. From a girl's perspective.  Win/Win/Win!

This post got some great conversations started and still gets a ton of traffic here at Random Girl. You can click back on the link if you want to see what happened the first time around. Or you can just read below and we can start the fun all over again!

On a very important side note, Chrystal has recently published her new memoir "Unfaithfully Yours: Confessions of a Cheating Bitch" and I will be doing a review along with a chance to win a signed copy of the book coming soon so keep an eye out for that. In the meantime, you can check out an excerpt on Chrystal's site here.



Now on to the fun!
(Reposted from 3/31/11)

Just when you thought the threesome theme had run it's course, no wait! Today I have the great privilege of welcoming my lovely friend Chrystal Rose to Random Girl to share with us her girl's point of view on her threesome experiences. If you aren't already following her blog or on twitter, get on it! She is fully Random Girl certified as awesome!

Chrystal, it's all yours babe!


Three’s Company or Three’s a Crowd?

I slid out of Hellcat’s bed and headed for the kitchen, stopping in my tracks at her bedroom door. The living room looked like what rockstars must leave behind for the maids at the hotels they trash. Empty bottles of beer, liquor, condom wrappers, broken glass, pieces of both red and pink fetish tape, empty whippet canisters and their corresponding balloons, and several cigarettes from a spilt ashtray covered the floor.

This is what Threesome Armageddon looks like.

As I tiptoed through the mess, kicking bits of the fetish tape aside as I went, careful not to step on any broken glass—the man on the couch stirred, rolled over and smiled at me. I smiled back and continued my trek to the kitchen in search of something that resembled water to drink. I quickly discovered that all the glasses were either dirty or had been smashed.

Fuck me.

I let the San Diego City water run for a minute before I stuck my mouth in the stream and gulped a solid 16oz down. Somehow I managed to get back and slide into bed next to Hellcat without injuring myself.

At 26 this was my 2nd threesome and it definitely rose the bar several notches from my first. My first had been at 19, though it could technically be called a foursome because we’d called in a 3rd girl to “finish the job.”

As a woman you are more likely to be part of a threesome some time in your life than a man is (statistically the odds are in your favor). The man may have “pressure to perform” in a MFF threesome but essentially he has it made.

As a female there are a few things to consider:

The ideal role is “The Guest Star”

Scenario One:

Female: Friend of mine
Male: Friend of mine with benefits who happened to have a crush on the female

Why it worked: I had zero feelings for him so I was able to walk away having had a fun experience. No jealousy, etc.

Scenario Two:
Female: Friend of mine
Male: Ex-Boyfriend of female

Why it worked (for me): Once again there weren’t any feelings tangled in, so I was able to walk away with a smile on my face.
As a guest star you are invited into the bedroom of another couple (or ex-couple) and can bail when the harsh light of day arrives along with the aftermath. And I really feel that threesomes are best for everyone involved when feelings aren’t.

The Insider

As an insider considering a threesome, there are lots of things to think about. You may be determined to do it, think it’ll be fun and harmless but the reality is you have feelings for this man. You may think it’s no big deal beforehand but you can’t predict your feelings after you watch the man you love get it on with another woman. Once it’s been done, you can’t take it back.

The broken glass from Scenario Two? That wasn’t from fun and games and “oops!” we knocked something over—That was from her launching glasses at him when she had a change of heart AFTER what we’d done. Sure she’d been there encouraging the whole thing, but when it was over she was more than pissed at him.

Can you imagine what might have happened if they were still a couple?

While men can go around sticking it in any hole they wish without feelings of attachment, women are cursed with giving a fuck. This of course doesn’t go for everyone and depends on the circumstances. I’ve had sex like a man and it’s very empowering to not care about them at all. There’s a difference between guys like that and the one I actually love.

Tips For the Insider

  • Make your guest star a true guest star—someone you don’t know. Whether you find her on the adult classifieds or hire an escort, she’ll be out of your life once the job is done.
  • Keep it focused. You don’t have to let this girl sleep over and provide her breakfast the next morning or anything (though a girlfriend of mine did get this sort of royal treatment.) When it’s all said and done, you can say goodbye…and it leaves some room for some twosome action.
  • Make sure you know why you’re doing it, if it’s not a fantasy of yours or something you think you’ll enjoy then don’t do it. He’ll live.
  • Get something out of it. With a guy who’s lucky to have two women and a guest star that’s an outsider—you run the show. Make sure that you’re having a great time and getting what you want out of it. This isn’t a twosome with you as the voyeur (well unless you want it to be of course.)
  • Set ground rules for whatever you don’t feel comfortable with and don’t be afraid to take charge.
  • Relax and have fun!


From a woman’s perspective, threesomes can be a fun experience. Maybe not something you want to do every weekend but a situation worth exploring.

Have fun, be safe and happy threesomes!

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9 comments:

  1. I remember this post!

    And what to do, what to do... I want this book. Do I wait to try and win the giveaway, or do I jump on it now??

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    1. Jump on it and if you win you can always give one of them as a gift;)

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  2. i wanna win the book too! as i understand it, i just have to participate in a threesome to be eligible, right?

    done and done.

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  3. Henrietta - let me know if you need help! ;-)

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  4. Sounds fantastic :)
    Great advice too - will keep it all in mind. Ahem.

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  5. What a great post! This book sounds amazing. I'll be buying it. I'm too impatient for a giveway although you're awesome for doing so!

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  6. I've never had a threesome. -Shocking! I know, I know! I've thought about it, talked about it even. But never had it before. Bleh! However, I definitely want to read your book!

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  7. Thanks for reminding me that, though I would have liked to have had one, I've never had a threesome :( Hot hot post, nevertheless! :)

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