As I was learning about guy's "Most Shocking Confessions" and how to make the same pair of cute boots double as both day and night worthy, I saw a full page ad with the tagline "Cupid Has Nothing On Us."
Intriguing huh? Well, it gets better. It's for a product called Masque that "is the first product proven to CONCEAL any unpleasant flavors associated with pleasuring your man and his subsequent climax.'
There's a market for everything. And this proves it.
So after doing research on their website, I found that these little orally-dissolvable flavored gel strips come in 4 delightful flavors: chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, and mango. Yum.
The premise is that the partner performing said oral pleasure would let the strip dissolve on their tongue prior to starting, and it gives you up to 15 minutes of man-flavor free action. It does specify that this is for female-on-male oral, not the other way around but I'm assuming you could go off label if you wanted to.
So I did what any intrepid blogger would do: I e-mailed the company for samples in return for a real life review on RG. We'll see what they say. If they send them, I promise to do my due diligence on all the available flavors and let you know what I think. It's $12 for a 3 pack in case you are interested.
So what do you think of the idea? Ladies, would you be more enthusiastic about going down on your man if he tasted like strawberries or mango? Guys, are you insulted by your girl wanting to cover up your natural manly tasting stuff?
Don't tell me you don't have an opinion on this because I know you better than this!
UPDATE: I was contacted by the PR company that handles media requests for MASQUE. They are delighted that I would like to sample and review these tasty bits so they are hooking me up with the full flavor line and I will be giving them my honest critique after giving them a real life go.
Someone is going to be a very happy guy!