Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Things I learned In Vegas

I am finally feeling like I may be able to function in some normal capacity again as I continue my recovery from my  weekend in Vegas.

It really was a picture-perfect trip (minus the super late arrival thanks to the longest airport to hotel transfer ever and the drama filled pre-departure medical snafu on my way home). For no longer than I was there, I can say with certainty that there was not a moment of potential fun left untapped or anything less than maximized.  You kids would be very proud of your Randy Girl!

I was able to check off nearly all the items on the Truth or Dare list. Pictures of most will be forthcoming. Oddly enough the one I couldn't nail down was Elvis... never saw him during my whole trip and I was looking!

While I compile the pics to accompany by trip recap, I will share with you a few things that I learned in Vegas on this trip just for fun

Things I learned in Vegas:

  • Never take a group shuttle from the airport. Cab or limo it. It's totally worth the extra $ to get to your hotel and get the party started asap. 
  • Shorts are the new dress/skirt "going out uniform" option: Super sexy, highly functional, and less risk of your ass hanging out in the strong Vegas breeze 
  • You can never meet too many sexy foreign guys. I tested this theory. It's science. 
  • VIP access at any club is easy. All you have to do is A) be a hot chick and B) be with another hot chick and C) not bring guys with you 
  • Breakfast is best when consumed immediately after the club closes and with a bunch of hot international guys at the table with you. Nothing says "good morning" better than listening to the Brazilian talk to the Germans about cars over an omelet and toast. 
  • Pool time is best spent when combined with lots of ice cold drinks, a great DJ, and an A-Rod look-alike. 
  • Squeezing an hour long power nap in between pool time and going out, especially if one finds themselves unintentionally day drunk, is highly recommended.
  • See PeepShow. Great show, amazingly hot and mostly naked girls (Including Holly Madison from "Girls Next Door") and guys who can actually dance, and good way to spend a few hours before the clubs get going
  • VIP access on a holiday weekend is a must. Otherwise we would have spent hours in line with thousands of other people to get into the pool/clubs at the Palms all weekend. Thanks to a little luck and twitter, we were hooked up with VIP/no waiting/no paying for anything privileges and it totally rocked. 
  • If a guy is short and angry at tall women in his normal real life, he will be even more angry and aggressive in Vegas when he comes across tall women. Francisco, you need anger management classes my friend. 
  • Keenan Cahill is hilarious to watch. Youtube him. You will see what I am talking about. He "performed" with LMFAO at Tao on Saturday night. The video is linked below. 
  • There is such a thing as "too many fucking people" in a nightclub. Not that I don't enjoy being smashed up against sweaty strangers for hours at a time but still... there has to be a limit. 
  • If you are guy, you better get your wallet out. Cover for guys was anywhere from $50 to $1000 just to get in the door most places for Memorial Day Weekend.  Average drink price was $20 almost everywhere we went. It would suck to be a dude in Vegas on MDW. 
  • After miles of walking and hours upon hours of dancing, even the most comfortable heels become devices of torture. You will not see a girl actually wearing her heels by the end of the night. Sexy sky-high heels are a must for going out in Vegas but all there is in the taxi line at the end of the night are a bunch of limping, barefoot girls in cute dresses.
  • If you ever need them, the medics at LAS airport are a cracker jack team. And cute. Just sayin' 
If you want a chronological breakdown (and a bikini pic if I recall correctly) it can all be found in my twitter feed as I decided to make it an interactive trip.  I will most likely be sharing some more tales of my shenanigans, because you know I have some good ones,  and few more pics after I get everything unpacked and regrouped from the trip. 

Thursday, May 26, 2011

And I'm off... almost....

Well kids, the time is finally drawing near... time for me to get on that plane and find myself transported to the next best place to Oz....fabulous Las Vegas!

Thanks for all the Truth or Dare challenges put forth....I look forward to taking them on while I am getting my scandal on Vegas style over the next few days. Feel free to tweet me additional ideas as they come to you as I would like to make this an interactive adventure just for giggles.

I won't be checking my blog or reading any of yours while I am gone as I am leaving my trusty laptop at home so I'm not even tempted to spend any of my #teamnosleep time online. Never fear, I plan to catch up upon my return and I'm sure I'll have a shenanigan or two to share with you all.

Ok, I'm off.... to find  a stripper pole, a passed-out drunk person, and Elvis.... oh yeah, and to ask where the elephants are at Cirque. I have my work cut out for me on this trip! Wish Lola luck!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Random Girl Truth-or-Dare: Vegas style. Want in?

With my impending weekend in Vegas basically taking over my brain at this point, I thought it might be fun to let you darling kids throw some friendly suggestions my way of things you would like to see via Randy-cam pics and tweets while I'm there.

As promised, I will be keeping you all in the loop of my shenanigans via twitter/randomgirlblog should you care to follow me around...which I know you will...because you are all stalkers right?!?

I am putting the disclaimer out there right now that I have total right of refusal on any ideas submitted but I think you know me well enough by now that I am really down for about anything so I don't think I will have to enforce that right much if at all.

So bring it on kids! Consider it like a "Random Girl In Vegas" version of truth-or-dare and let the games begin!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Hanging By A Moment - Indie Ink Weekly Challenge

Despite my warning to not expect anything from me blog-wise this week as I am already mentally on my Vegas vacation, I already committed to the Indie Ink weekly challenge so you will get a little bit of writing out of me this week after all. Lucky kids! 

The challenge I received from Disease at is listed after my entry. Hope you enjoy. 

Hanging By A Moment

It is our last night together.  Tomorrow morning he will be gone.

We don’t talk much. There really aren’t the right words to be found in this situation. It just hangs in the air between us, but we refuse to acknowledge it.

We spend a lot of time just looking at each other, trying to memorize the features that we have grown to love in one another in the short time that we have been in each other’s lives. For me, it’s his eyes that I want to always remember.  The little lines in the corners that deepen when he smiles, how they literally sparkle when he is up to no good, and how they seem to look right into my soul when he tells me he loves me. They are blue. Not like the ocean or the sky but a different, beautiful blue that is all his own. I want to see those eyes looking at me forever but I will take tonight since it is all we have.

You would think that we would have planned some spectacular night out on the town. Visiting our favorite places or seeing friends that he likely won’t see again for a very long time. But that is not our plan. Our plan is simple, to just be together.  To quietly take each other in, enjoy our time in this last moment.

As the minutes tick by the sun starts to lighten the predawn sky. I usually love the beauty of the sunrise but today it brings with it a heavy reality. This is our last sunrise together. In a few hours, he will be gone and I don’t know if he is coming back.  

There is so little time left for us to be together. We both know it. But for now, we aren’t going to talk about the time apart or the distance that will soon be between us.  We are going to enjoy this, our “right now”.  It’s only a moment and soon it will be gone, and so will he.

My challenge this week was from Disease at
You have found that perfect moment but feels like it's slipping away... But you want to hold on 
to it and enjoy it till it lasts. you can 
use the song "Hanging by the Moment" by Lifehouse for Inspiration :)

My challenge went to Sid @

Monday, May 23, 2011

Don't expect too much... I'm getting ready for Vegas

Don't expect too much out of this post! Random Girl has dialed it back a notch for a minute. 

However, have no fear as Thursday I am off to Vegas and what happens in Vegas will surely make some fantastic posts as I fully intend to maximize all opportunities I come across on this trip.  We have a lot crammed into too few days but I have committed to "Team No Sleep" for the weekend and am ready to embrace the craziness. Show tickets, dinner reservations, VIP access to all the MDW madness,,, I will be a hot mess by the time I haul my cookies back home and I can't wait! 

I won't leave you hanging though. I have a good guest post that will be going up while I'm gone and you can always hang out at The Dude Society and catch up on my articles if you start to miss me too much. 

Also, if you don't follow me on Twitter @randomgirlblog already you really should as I will be live-tweeting my way through the chaos on this trip. You don't want to miss that now do you?? 

Friday, May 20, 2011

Soft-Core Friday - Who knows sexy better than Victoria's Secret

It's time for another "Soft-Core" Friday here at Random Girl....yahooooo!!!

And really, who knows sexy better than the angels of Victoria's Secret? Well, other than me of course....

Recently, Victoria's Secret announced the 2011 What Is Sexy list. This list includes categories such as "Sexiest Curves", "Sexiest Legs", "Sexiest Eyes", etc... you get the idea. Basically it is a bunch of hot girls being talked about by a bunch of super hot girls. Boys, this one's for you.

Victoria's Secret 2011 What Is Sexy List

Now, if you will excuse me, it's almost the weekend.... I have to go pick out which of Victoria's Secrets I will be sharing with one of my lucky guy this weekend....

No worries though, if you are still wanting a little more "Soft-Core" to brighten your Friday catch up on all of  my sexy Random Girl articles over at the The Dude Society now. I know, I'm such a giver... 

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Want To Play Some Sexy Games? - Random Girl at The Dude Society

Fun is good!  And what better way to have fun then getting hot and bothered with your playmate?

My latest article up now at The Dude Society should give you a few ideas to try out.  As always, comment love is greatly appreciated  and will earn you big Randy kisses!

Here's a sneak peek:

Play Some Sexy Games With Her Tonight

Whether you are entering sexual territory with someone new, or have been hitting the sheets with the same person for a while, it’s never a bad idea to bring some fun into mix.
Showing that you can be playful and have a sense of humor is a huge turn on to your lady. It helps keep things fresh, helps you learn about one another, and can open the door for more serious discussions on things you both might like to try in an upcoming session in the sack.

While you are there, check out some of the other great articles up now and enter to win the John Bridge's Gentleman's book set give-away. Ladies love a true gentleman you know..

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

In My Life - Indie Ink Weekly Challenge

It's another great week in the Indie Ink challenge,

This is in response to the challenge I received from Rachel in the OC. The details are listed after my response. I'm interested to hear your thoughts on this one.

In My Life

It’s a long stretch of highway and a lot country road that take me from there to here. Every time I see the sign that tells me I am back here, I get that feeling in the pit of my stomach.  Being back here, in this place where we used to be, brings back so many thoughts, so many moments. A few are good, but most are more painful than should be lived through. I don’t want to be here because I don’t want to have to acknowledge what was once my life, our life.

In many ways, time has stood still in this town. So many things are exactly the same today as they were all those years ago.  Even the people are the same.  How can an entire town just refuse to make progress? They feel no need to adjust and evolve. It’s just how it has always been.  One generation after another, accepting that this how things are and good enough is good enough.

There was one thing that despite the best efforts of everything and everyone around us, did change. That was us. We were supposed to be the ones who made it. We were perfect together. We were going to be the shining light, the couple people envied. We were the ones. You and I, together since we were barely old enough to understand what love was. No one could have known how our story would end.

I forget to breathe as I turn the corner and start down the road where we had lived, where our home had been. My eyes are trained on the horizon as I see the shape come into focus.  The charred shell of that home is still standing.  The siding around the blown out window frames are black with soot. The left side of the roof completely collapsed from the heat of the relentless flames that had burned our lives into ash.

I stop the car and sit there for a long time. I can’t bring myself to get out.  For a moment, I close my eyes and go back to the day we bought this house.  I see us walking together, hand-in-hand, across the sprawling front yard. Smiling because we know that this where our dream begins. There will be kids running up and down that big staircase someday. We will spend our nights on the porch swing, listening to our favorite songs and enjoying the breeze. We will live the life that everyone knows we are meant to have and we will be happy.

I force my eyes open. I can’t do this. Not again. Not today. It is getting late now and tomorrow is a very big day for me. Tomorrow my life begins again.  I just came to say goodbye to the memory of the life we had, the one that burned to the ground and took you with it. I don’t regret a minute of that life, of our love. But, it is time for me to move on.

They said I was the lucky one. I survived the flames. But they were wrong. My life may have carried on, but you died and took my heart with you. My life, and our love, was literally burned to the ground. I never thought I could love again. I didn’t want to. There was nothing to love without you.

But when I least expected it, I realized I could love again. And I need to. He is an amazing man and he loves me and he deserves for me to love him back. He helped me live again. Tomorrow I will marry him and I won’t be coming back here again. So tonight I say goodbye to you, to us, and to the love we used to have.  And I say hello to this new love, the new life I will have, and to what lies ahead.

This Fiction piece is in response to the Indie Ink weekly challenge I received from Rachel in the OC this week.  
Her challenge to me: Take a BEATLES song. Write a story or a memory around it.

This is the second week in a row I have been challenged with something music related. Is my abnormally obsessive love of music that well-known already? Not complaining at all, I love it! 

I chose the song In My Life. They lyrics are below as is a link to the song. Taking on any interpretation of a Beatles song is a daunting task. I hope I did the challenge justice. 

In My Life - The Beatles

There are places I'll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All this places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more
In my life-- I love you more

Monday, May 16, 2011

Welcome to the Neighborhood

Happy Monday kids! I assume you all had a relaxing and enjoyable weekend, that is my hope for you at least. I thought I would start your week off with a little random recap just for fun.

It has been a minute since I have had a good Randy story to share with you and I apologize. All of this trying to behave myself and doing "real" writing has really put a crimp in my shenanigans. But fear not, just when you have given up on getting any good stories out of me, the "neighbor incident" happens. This is really random, even for me!

So last week, the quiet little church mouse neighbor girl that had lived beside me since I moved here several years ago moved out. I was kind of bummed because she was super quiet and very polite and really was an ideal neighbor to have. I was a little nervous about who would be taking up residence in her place.

It seems I had nothing to fear as the new neighbor, a single 30-something guy, seemed to be pretty nice upon our first driveway introduction midweek. We were both on our way out so it was a quick intro, welcome to the hood, and catch ya later type convo. But I didn't fail to notice that he was rather attractive. Note to self...

Fast forward to Saturday afternoon. I has just returned from my Saturday morning volunteer gig and was tired from Friday late night craziness with friends. I was looking forward to eating lunch and taking a nice long nap to recover. Neighbor Guy was pulling in at the same time as me.

We started our driveway chatting again and that ended up with house tours and him bringing me some delicious flatbread that he had picked up at a great little deli and insisted I needed to try since we are both fans of hummus and flatbread as it turns out. Bonus points for that.

We hung out for a bit, flirting a little along the way (hey, we are both single good looking kids and we can so why not?) and then went our separate ways.

About 20 minutes later, there is  knock on my door. No surprise that it is Neighbor Guy. He is all nervous and wound up and is cracking me up because he is throwing down his best game and I think he is as surprised as I am that he had the balls to come back over.

I give him full credit for manning up. I also tell him that it doesn't work quite that way with me and although flattered, it was going to take a little more time and effort to move our situation forward. Hooking up with the hot new neighbor upon meeting only happens in pornos right? I did however indulge in a few hot kitchen counter make out moments....hell, why not? He is hot, aggressive, and confident and I can appreciate all of those things.

We had a few half-joking "how awkward will this be" conversations and how it ends up remains to be seen but it is safe to say that the idea has been firmly planted in our minds and I am guessing that at some point, we will see exactly how awkward being make-out neighbors or more can be.

I could not have made that scenario happen if I tried. Nor would I have thought to. But, that is the beauty of being lil' ol' me... random things happen when I least expect it.  Just another beautiful day in the neighborhood...right!? !

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Good Bloggers Pay It Forward - The Award

Hello Kids! Hope you all are having a lovely weekend.

Yesterday was beautiful, today it's rainy and a little overcast but that actually worked to my advantage because it was perfect sleeping in weather which I love! I love me some lazy Sundays. 

The lovely Heather at My Husband Ate All my Ice cream bestowed this award upon me and I must say a big Randy thanks to her for that. How nice it is to be thought of as someone who helps other bloggers. I will take that any day! 
So here are the rules: 
Our fellow bloggers present us with a lot of opportunities for furthering our blogs, and gaining followers.  Here is a way to Pay It Forward to them. When you have been bestowed with the honor of the Pay It Forward Award., insert this award at the topof a blog post along with these rules, and find FIVE fellow bloggers to bestow it upon. Thank the person who awarded you, mention them in your post, along with a link to your favorite post on their blog, and a short blurb about why you liked it. Next, comment on their blog to let them know you are bestowing the award on them, and that they should do the same. And remember: Good Bloggers Pay It Forward!

There are so many generous bloggers out there that truly go out of their way to promote others, host guest posts, and just shine the spotlight on others in an attempt to help their work be seen that it is hard for me to narrow it down to 5. But since rules are rules, I would like to send some love back to a few people that have helped get Random Girl seen by the masses. I'm not going to link to a specific post because I think that pretty much everything that these kids post is truly worth reading so take a few minutes and get to know them, you will be glad you did! 

1. Simple Dude from Simple Dude in a Complex World: Really this guy doesn't need any help from me in getting people to read his blog but he has really helped me get exposure to new readers and we have had a lot of fun promoting each other's efforts. After achieving the holy grail of being BON'd, he has shared his good fortune and used his powers for good instead of evil. 

2: Jewels from Jewels Turning 30: Not only does Jewels have the sweetest heart, she is super generous with promoting other's posts as well as guest posting. She did a fantastic guest post for my series on Cheating and   highlights many other blogger's work on her site on an almost daily basis.  

3. Lance from My Blog Can Beat Up Your Blog: So talk about the best of all worlds, that's Lance. He has a great gift of combining the art of storytelling while promoting the efforts of great writing site's prompts and challenges at the same time such as Studio30 Plus, Velvet Verbosity, and Indie Ink.. Plus he continually supports my efforts and provides great feedback on my  fiction and poetry and makes me want to write better. 

4. Oilfield Trashcan at Make Daddy A Sammich: OT is the first to highlight the efforts of his fellow bloggers. He also has a heartfelt, real-world view of topics that anyone can relate to and appreciate. His posts vary from raising kids to political/environmental issues, to basic observations of everyday life but he is never boring and always gives me something to think about. 

5. Rita at The Adventures of Cinderita: Not only is she adventurous and fearless, but she is my sunshine. Literally. Everyday there is something uplifting and inspiring coming from this girl and her blog/tweets. She is always so supportive of her fellow bloggers, hosts guest bloggers on a regular basis, and quick to recognize the work and efforts of what people are doing to be better tomorrow than they are today. 

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Blogger Idol 2011 - Show me what you got!

Are you ready for Blogger Idol 2011??

Writers are the new rock stars. Now is your chance to show us what you got!

After tense contract negotiations and intense media pressure, umm yeah, I have signed on to be one of the judges for Blogger Idol 2011 so get over to Blogger Idol and get signed up to enter the competition. Fabulous prizes and mad blogging bragging rights at stake here kids!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Soft-Core Friday - Maxim's Hot 100

Happy Friday Kids!

I will not be deterred by Blogger's cock-blocking attempt. Soft-Core Friday will carry on, even it means doing yet another post for it. Suck it Blogger!

I know I have been a little heavy on the man-love lately here at Soft-Core so this week it is for the fellas. Ready for some wicked hotness of the female variety??

If so, click here and behold the hotness of Maxim's Hot 100 list.

I may not agree with all their picks, but hey, they can't all be as hot as Random Girl right?? It's a shame, I know!

I won't be putting up any pics here out of fear respect of copyright issues but take a minute, click the link, and enjoy the direct route to super sexy that I have given you.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Gluttony Redefined - Red Writing Hood Friday Link Up

It's almost time for another Red Writing Hood Friday link up but since Random Girl is already committed to my wildly popular "Soft-Core Friday" series, you are getting it early. Lucky kids!

This Friday's link up challenge: Gluttony - Eating and Drinking to Excess.

My first reaction? No thanks, I don't want to write about that. But after diving into the concept a little deeper, I decided I could do something with this.

My interest was piqued after reading the trusty Wikipedia history on the term. It made me think about gluttony in a whole new way. It expanded the concept of gluttony to include five variations.

       1. Eating before the time of meals in order to satisfy the palate.
2. Seeking delicacies and better quality of food to gratify the "vile sense of taste."
3. Seeking after sauces and seasonings for the enjoyment of the palate.
4. Exceeding the necessary amount of food.
5. Taking food with too much eagerness, even when eating the proper amount, and even if the food is not luxurious.
The fifth way is worse than all others, said St. Gregory, because it shows attachment to pleasure most clearly. 

And of course, the definitions instantly translated into sexual terms for me as I was reading them. In my mind, I have combined gluttony and sex  because to me, the intentions between the two are nearly identical. And I am all about intentions. And I also see a clear distinction between sex and lust but that is for a different post.

Let me explain the gluttony/sex thing. To translate the 5 specifications of gluttony into sex terms was almost too easy.

Gluttony1. Eating before the time of meals in order to satisfy the palate.
Sex: Having sex simply because you want to, not because it is the appropriate time in the relationship to do so 

Gluttony2. Seeking delicacies and better quality of food to gratify the "vile sense of taste."
Sex: Always feeling the need to look for someone other than who you are with because of a sense of missing out sexually by being with one person 

Gluttony3. Seeking after sauces and seasonings for the enjoyment of the palate.
Sex: Needing to constantly push boundaries, sometimes unhealthy ones, in the name of seeking greater pleasure

Gluttony4. Exceeding the necessary amount of food
Sex: Having sex almost compulsively, or being fixated on the "more" as opposed to the "enough" 

Gluttony5. Taking food with too much eagerness, even when eating the proper amount, and even if the food is not luxurious.
Sex: Being needy and using sex to fill that need even if no other aspects of your needs are being fulfilled by it
And like it was stated that #5 was the "worst" in relation to gluttony, I also think that #5 is the "worst" in relation to sex because you are eagerly consuming something that provides no pleasure for the sake of having it. 

I'm not sure if that was exactly what they were after when asking us to take on Gluttony, but I never have been one to follow rules. Plus, most everything I write comes back to what I know and right now, it just is what it is. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Will I Ever Win? Indie Ink Weekly Challenge

I am excited! Another great weekly challenge from my friends at Indie Ink. They are never going to be able to get rid of me now! You should come play with us, it's a good time. 

This week, my challenge came from Michael Webb at You should stop over and check what he has going on. The challenge is at the bottom of the post. It threw me for a loop but I tried to take it from a relatable angle and somehow came up with yet another poem. I know, yawn... I'm sure I'm boring you by now but thanks for reading it anyways! 

Will I Ever Win?
I keep playing
But no closer to the end
The victory
Or perhaps the defeat

I should pick a better game
One with less risks
One with better odds
Something that requires little skill
And even less investment

It’s easy to win
When there is so little to lose
To go forward with reckless abandon
All in
With no regrets

Much easier to lose
With so much at stake
Such a bet to wager
A gamble
No wise man would make

Will I ever win?
That remains to be seen
But I will keep playing

Stay in the game
Live through the twists and the turns
Learn the lessons as they come
And play again
Wiser the next time

So my challenge was this: Fleetwood Mac once asked, in "Rhiannon", "Will you ever win?". Will you?

Yeah, so Fleetwood Mac is not my specialty but I do like this song and the story behind it. I am including the video and the Wiki facts on it just as an FYI. And yes, I realize that my take on the challenge really has nothing to do with either but the intention was good if that counts. 

My challenge for this week went out to Wide Lawns at and it was done with fantastic talent. Go check it out! 

Monday, May 9, 2011

Sex with the Ex - Random Girl @ The Dude Society

Happy Monday morning kids!

Hope you all had a lovely weekend. I also hope you showed your mother some much-deserved appreciation on Sunday. If not, call me and I will tell you why you are sucky son/daughter.

Sorry to disappoint you kids but I will not be posting my most recent round of shenanigans here today. I am simply here to pimp my latest article at The Dude Society. This was spawned from my recent relapse with Fireman in concept, although we aren't technically ex's, it got me thinking and the pros/cons still kind of apply.

Check it out, show me some comment love if you so desire, and let me know what you think!

Here is sneak peek of what is going on there:

The Hot And The Ugly: Pros And Cons Of Sex With Your Ex

Your ex is an ex for a reason right? If everything had been paradise, the two of you would still be together, but you aren’t. Clearly there was a problem.
What if the sex was good…  Should you reconnect with your ex for sex?

Friday, May 6, 2011

"Soft-Core Friday" - Funny & Sexy? Yes please!

Happy Friday kids! I know how much you look forward to "Soft-Core" here at Random Girl and I am more than happy to keep giving it you. I'm awesome like that.

You already know that Randy is a big fan of the tall, dark, and sexy types. Give me a guy that can make me laugh my ass off in addition to the T/D/S combo and I may just fall in love. Seriously.

So how happy was I to stumble upon Colin Kane? If you haven't heard of him already, you will soon. Let me just give you the lowdown on this guy and what makes him "Soft-Core Friday" worthy here at Random Girl.

First, he is dead sexy. Ladies.... look at him. I dare you to argue with me on this.
Sorry guys, I know I am going to get a "nothing to see here" from OT but stay with me, everyone could use a laugh right??

Secondly, he is really fucking funny. Not like "a little giggle here and there" funny, but like "laugh your ass off at his inappropriate greatness" funny. Even Dennis Miller thinks so, so you know he's legit. Check out his website to catch one of his upcoming shows or see more of his ass him in action. Or you can stalk him on twitter like I do @colinkane

This video gives you just a little taste of what he has to offer. Ladies, be prepared to have naughty thoughts about what you would do to him in a dark corner. Guys, just enjoy the laugh and try to not notice how damn pretty he is.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Jealousy - Red Writing Hood Friday link up

It's almost time for another Red Writing Hood Friday link up but since I got it done early and just want to have fun with my "Soft-core Friday" posts on Friday, I am posting this to Random Girl a little ahead of time. Deal with it.

I am having a lot of fun taking on these writing prompts and this weeks prompt was a good one: JEALOUSY

There were a million ways I thought about going on this one but just a moment at the park while *watching my princess play in the sunshine this week told me exactly what I am most jealous of. Hope you enjoy!


I look at her with envy
She bounces effortlessly
From here to there
Captivating all who see her

Her smile shines
And her eyes sparkle
They are the perfect shade of blue

Her long blonde hair
Reflecting the rays of the sun
Looks almost like a halo
For the angel that she is

But it is more than her smile
Or her perfect blue eyes
It is her open heart
Her love that comes with no conditions
The joy that surrounds her

The freedom of loving
Without knowing hurt
Believing what she has been told
And knowing she is worthy

I am jealous
of her beautiful heart
of her true belief
of her joyful spirit
Because I want it too

*edit made to clarify the inspiration as being my princess after first 5 comments made. Seemed to be a little ambiguity about who the subject was so I wanted to clear it up. 

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Bad Ass Chicks - Hot or Scary? Random Girl @ The Dude Society

Hi Kids! Hope you are all having a fantastic week thus far.

I forgot to pimp out my latest article over at The Dude Society. Shame on me!

Get over there and check it out. Big Randy kisses for all who show me comment love there, you don't want to miss out on that do you???

This came partially out of my previous post here at RG about Badass Chicks. Check that out if you need a refresher. There were a lot of great comments on that one!

Here is sneak peek of what I have going on The Dude Society

Chicks That Kick Ass: Hot Or Scary?

With the arrival of Sucker Punch in theaters, which features five super-hot yet fiercely violent female leads, the question that begs to be answered is this: Are chicks that kick ass hot or scary?

Monday, May 2, 2011

A Poem About A Movie - Indie Ink Challenge

I think I am hooked. I can't stop signing up for the Indie Ink weekly challenges. I am having too much fun!

My challenge this week comes from Katri and it's awesome: A poem inspired by the last movie you saw

The last movie I saw just happened to be out of the trusty RedBox and was "Love and Other Drugs" with Jake Gyllenhaal (yum) and Anne Hathaway. Here is my take on the challenge. Hopefully it gives you an idea of what the plot of the movie is.

I play the players
With an innocent smile
No time for connections
It’s my body they want anyways
And he is no exception

We met under false pretenses
The truth not as important as intentions
His charm and his words
Were no match for me
He never stood a chance

To proclaim sincerity
Falling in love
These are things I just don’t do
And I won’t accept them
From him or anyone

Something to do
A way to pass time
Until my body betrays me
The sickness winning
Ending my game
Sending him on his way with its ugliness

He says he can handle it
That it doesn’t matter
But the truth is his love is conditional
He only wants to be with me
If he can fix me

But he can’t
No one can
This disease bends to no man
And neither will I
I will deal with this on my own
I won’t, no, I can’t let anyone in

I challenged the fabulous Jen O this week. She absolutely killed it! Like beyond! Go check it out. Now!