Welcome to "Soft-Core Friday" at Random Girl. I know how you kids look forward to this every week.
I must warn you though, this week is more hard than soft, hard to understand that is. Or maybe it's just me.
I at some point started following @SexToysRock on Twitter. Not surprising for those of you who follow me I know. So when I saw a sex toy tweet about my homestate girl, Bree Olson, (yes, the Charlie Sheen Goddess) I decided to click on it and see what was going on. That led me down the rabbit hole, or something like that. Next thing I know, I am seeing all sorts of sex toys that I never would have thought to think about before. One in particular caught my attention. Prepare yourselves kids, this one mystified even me. I don't even know where to begin on this.
Let's start with a picture shall we?
So if the picture is not enough for you to form an opinion from, let's take a gander at the product description shall we? Now keep in mind, this is the manufacturer's words, not mine. You can't blame this one me.
This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked--and with over 20 lbs. of soft, fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! slap that big round ass and listen to the whack-- it sounds and feels just like a real ass! spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! she's warm, she's tight, and she never says no! when you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy-- cleanup is a snap either way with pipedream toy cleaner and warm water. best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. no commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. it's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock!
Congratulations, something has finally found the ability to utter me nearly speechless. That is no easy feat but really, what else can I say about this? Your thoughts?