Maybe it was all the porn-related postings on "Freaky Friday" as I have now dubbed it or maybe it is just that I feel like you kids know me well enough now to be a little more open with you all.
Either way, here goes...
If there was one thing I could say that would sum up how I best liked to be "loved", it would have to, beyond any doubt, be "Shut Up and Pull My Hair!"
That can be taken literally.
My favorite single bestie and I were lamenting one evening over how complicated guys make it with us. We are not that complicated. If you pay attention even a little bit, you should have a clue. But many don't. We need a T-shirt with that simple instruction on it. Life would be so much easier.
Let me break it down for you. It's about finding the right mix of anticipation and aggression. Once you have been green-lighted, and you will know if you have been green-lighted (trust me on that), it's time to handle it.
I don't want to be asked if you can kiss me. I want you to look at me, really look at me, like a look that tells me I am about to be in very big trouble. Then I want you to push me up against the wall, pin my hands above my head, and kiss me like you mean it. If I respond favorably, and I most likely will to a kiss like that, keep doing it. And feel free to run your hands through my hair and give it a nice firm, prolonged tug. No really. Do it please.
It's that easy, really. A kiss like that leaves no room for questions or shyness. The intentions are clear.
That friends, is what the "Shut Up and Pull My Hair" sentiment is really all about.
But, and I think you ladies will agree (since most of you are fellow freaks in the blogworld), most women really want to be kissed like this and the rewards will be very....enjoyable... for you men brave enough to just "Shut Up and Pull My Hair".
I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Guys and ladies alike. Don't be shy kids....